1.19.2013

things that make you go, "WTF?", part 2


For probably 200 miles we saw at least 100 "teaser" billboards about it. Supraliminal advertising at its best. Of course, we stopped.

Like many roadside attractions, there is a small fee. In this case, $1 (we read somewhere that when asked what "the Thing" was, the cashier replied that it was $1 to go find out for yourself but he'd tell you for $5). We forked over the $2, and were told that "the Thing" would be in the 3rd section.

1st section: a bizarre mix of antique cars, a diorama of ancient torture methods (with mannequins!), and cattle. Allegedly, Hitler used the Rolls Royce. See him peeping out the window?




2nd section: was lined with wooden display cases, each one full of different stuff (some might say, crap), but the diorama of the old western bar was kind of cool. Notice the "nude" over the bar (2nd from right, middle row).


3rd section: Finally. THE THING.

the Thing

Even after seeing it, I still wasn't sure what to make of it (besides the obvious). So I googled it. Wikipedia has some information on the origins. There has been speculation that it came from catacombs within the Grand Canyon, by way of Egypt. Hmmm... Weird US (Arizona) doesn't mention anything about Grand Canyon catacombs or Egypt. Actually, they suggest that "the Thing" was cobbled together in the 1950s or 60s by a man who made just this sort of thing for his own attraction/museum.

You can find lots more pictures of "the Thing" by googling - most of them are better than ours.

My favorite part of the whole thing was, by far, all of these driftwood creatures. Check them out here and in the Flick stream (link above).

the guy in the middle is my favorite. or maybe the 3rd from left on the top row; he looks like he just got caught doing something naughty.

things that make you go, "WTF?", part 1

Since starting on this adventure, we've been mindful that the journey is at least as important as the destination. Accordingly, we've taken lots of little trips off the beaten path and purposefully sought out some of the quirkier things on the road.

Andy recently posted about our last drive from Texas to California, and he mentioned that we saw "the Thing" but would leave it for me to post more about it. But first, I thought I'd share some of the other things we've seen along the way.

spaceship motel
McD-Rex
2-fanged snake, all dressed up for the holidays
propane tank rocket
the singing cowboy, Gene Autry
an epic battle in Gila Bend, AZ
terrible 2s?
this is what happens when a train car of fireworks explodes next to a train car of aluminum cans
Beyoncé's homely desert cousin (see thebloggess.com)
giant gila monster, Gila Bend, AZ
hubcap dromedary
this is just cool
pond whale made of horseshoes, Quartzite, AZ
VW bug spider
carved wooden Indian head, 43' tall, Desert Hot Springs, CA
giant stag made of junk
But what about "the Thing"? Next post.

1.13.2013

Wow.

We left Clear Lake, TX, yesterday (Saturday the 12th) at 1:15pm.  We stopped in San Antonio to have dinner with my favorite sister and Megan at Rudy's.  MMMMM.  Creamed corn.

Then we drove all the way to West El Paso. 788 miles.  We checked in to our hotel at 1:30 am.  In the morning.  We didn't do anything but DRIVE.



Oh, we did see one cool thing.  In some neighborhood just NW of where 1604 hits I10 on the east side of San Antonio, we saw this huge stag.  Like, 20 feet tall.  Seriously.  Kind of an "iron giant" kind of stag.


Very cool.

Then, we got up at 7:30am and drove to San Diego.  Only 713 miles this time.  We got to our hotel at 8pm.  MUCH better.




With several interesting stops along the way. There's these "The Thing" billboards ALL OVER Arizona.  I'll let Ann tell you about The Thing.  I just want to share some of the "art work" that has been collected over the years there.




Yeah, it's pretty creepy.  Then, this artist took all these tree limbs and made them into...stuff.
Yeah.  What is that?


And there are DOZENS more of these.  Maybe more than a hundred.  WELL worth the Dollar admission.